Hi, Bloggers, ah just read this cute little story an' it tickled me so much that I'm sharin' it wif everyone. Here it is:
An emergency delivery had to take place at a mother's home at the last minute. Due to a shortage of personnel and a power outage at the time, only one paramedic responded to the call, and the house was very, very dark. The paramedic asked Katelyn, a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight over her mommy so he could see while he delivered the baby. Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked, watching with wide eyes as her mother pushed and pushed until little Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted the infant by his little feet and slapped the baby on his bottom. Connor began to cry. Concerned that Katelyn might be upset at seeing her baby brother crying from being slapped, the paramedic gently turned his attention to Katelyn, thanked her for her help and asked her what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
Katelyn looked firmly at her newborn brother and quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Smack him again!"
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MOPPET ON THE GO!
PIGGY'S ON THE GO; NUH BADDA HUFF & PUFF & BLOW;
SHE'S A ROCK-SOLID ROUND-ROAST WIF A SOFT GIRLISH GLOW.
SHE'S A TENDER BIT OV PORK, LUV, BUT SHE'S GOT A SASSY SIDE;
SHE'S A SCOTCH-BONNET MADDA PEPPA IN WHOSE HAMMEST TRUST YU CAN CONFIDE.
NOT DE MUPPET, BUT A MOPPET AT HEART.
KISS DE PIG, MAN, DON'T DISS DE PIG.
SHE'S A ROCK-SOLID ROUND-ROAST WIF A SOFT GIRLISH GLOW.
SHE'S A TENDER BIT OV PORK, LUV, BUT SHE'S GOT A SASSY SIDE;
SHE'S A SCOTCH-BONNET MADDA PEPPA IN WHOSE HAMMEST TRUST YU CAN CONFIDE.
NOT DE MUPPET, BUT A MOPPET AT HEART.
KISS DE PIG, MAN, DON'T DISS DE PIG.
8 comments:
See how the little girl knows whats right from wrong from early? The "protect the poonany" instinct sure kicks in early, dunnit? ;-)
Mad Bull
Lol,MB.Cute story tho.
Ongle you woulda draw that from it, MB. (lol) Ongle you.
Yeah, Kami, it's so cute!
That is too cute Mel. Thanks for the early morning laugh.
Your hilarious Mad Bull.
Nena
Whaddup, Sunshine? Girl, ah hope you're enjoyin' New Year's Day to de max!
Nena, I'm glad yu liked today's post, an' hope your day's goin' very well!
Melody, that was a very interesting and sweet story...though I must say that Mad Bull put it in perspective :).
Kids do say the darndest things.....so do Mad Bulls! ;-) Dr. D.
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