First of December, The Birth of Piggy's Blog

It's marvelous, man! Mi first real blog!! Ah can't quite believe it, but it really brings out De Pig in me--the neatest, sweetest pig, actually! Today was largely uneventful. De Piggy spent quite a bit of time reading and editing--mi daily work--which is dear to mi heart; I've always got mi snout in some book or other; I've lost count of how many words are stuck to mi snout at this point. De Piggy hails from Kingston and St. Andrew--though she grunted about in St. Catherine too, before migrating to the U.S. (when pork-barrel politics called De Piggy's name and ah just couldn't resist). I miss mi friends from high school in Jamaiker, though; and I've tried to locate a few friends from sixth form--three girls (and one BOY to raatid after five solid years of only girls-school education!). Ah was a mere piglet back in those school days, trying to avoid the bacon tray--and yes, if ah were a cannibal, De Piggy would wear granny-print and gentlemen's shoes to a meal of pork chops. YEAH, Bybee! Hello!